I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
