So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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