I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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