I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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