So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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