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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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