I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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