Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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