we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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