They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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