I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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