Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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