How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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