she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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