why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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