Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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