Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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