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say what?
wanna hang out?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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