The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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