He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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