yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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