But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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