Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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