You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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