thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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