it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There's a naked man in my car right now.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I can't put those talents on a resume
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You're breaking my sexual little heart
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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