Don't you send me to vm
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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