Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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