i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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