Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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