i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i want to swaddle you in tequila
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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