Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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