are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
