Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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