dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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