I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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