Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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