In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Too much gin, very little bucket
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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