I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Porn is love you can see.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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