She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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