After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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