it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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