I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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