it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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