There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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