Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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