Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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