we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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