What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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