Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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