And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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