I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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