she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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