I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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