It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Who died my cat blue again?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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